Goodr Wrap Gs Sunglasses : Extreme Dumpster Diving
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Order by 3pm for same-day dispatch
Delivery options:
- Orders up to £30
Tracked48: £3.95
Tracked24: £5.95 - Orders over £30
Tracked48: FREE
Tracked24: £1.95
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Tracked48: usually delivered in 2 working days
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About
- No Slip - We Use A Special Grip Coating And Temple Grips To Construct Our Frame To Help Eliminate Slippage When Your Lava-Induced Sweat Pops While Volcano Surfing
- No Bounce - Our Frame Is Fitted And Lightweight, With A Removable Nose-Piece And Two Sizing Options To Prevent Bouncing When You Land On Your Motorcycle Seat After Diving Out Of A Helicopter.
- Anti-Fog - Extremely Effective Anti-Fog Coating Prevents The Inside Of This Extreme Wraparound Lens From Fogging Even With The Extremest Sweat.
- All Polarised - Glare-Reducing, Polarised Lenses And Uv400 Protection That Blocks Those Harmful Uva And Uvb Rays
- All Extreme - You Might Be An Extreme Athlete, You Might Be A Pretty Average Athlete Who Is Extremely Delusional. Both Extremely Extreme Extremists. Yeahhhhhaharghhhhhwooooohooooooo.
Description
Non Mirrored Lenses
PSSST...C'MERE.
CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES.
DO I PLAY SPORTS???
BASKETBALL? BORING!!!
SOCCER? STUPID!!!
HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!
TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!
CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!
WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!
THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!
WOOOOOO!!!!
EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING
WRAPS G's
EXTREMELY EXTREME SUNGLASSES FOR EXTREMELY EXTREME PEOPLE.
MPN GO-310979