Goodr OGs Gaming Glasses : Blue Mirage - Modern Day Snake Oil

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* Just a note to say that this item is shipped by Royal Mail and may be delayed by strike action. Please see the delivery tab for more information. *

Black Frame / Clear Blue Light Lens

IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.

The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

No Slip: a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.

No Bounce: the frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.

Full Armour: UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

MPN GO-543331

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BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY - blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays
NO SLIP - a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.
NO BOUNCE - the frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle
FULL ARMOUR - UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS - No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people

* This item is shipped by Royal Mail and may be delayed by strike action. We will ship your order out quickly with a tracked service but once Royal Mail have it it is out of our hands. Please order early and be patient.*

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