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Goodr MACH G Update Sunglasses : Cheesy Flight Attendant

by goodr
Original price £40.00
Original price £40.00 - Original price £40.00
Original price £40.00
Current price £35.95
£35.95 - £35.95
Current price £35.95
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  • NO SLIP - Special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
  • NO BOUNCE - Frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5* (*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…Goodr are pretty sure)
  • ALL POLARISED - The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
  • ALL SPEED - An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition
  • FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP - Included with purchase

Description

Mirrored Reflective Lenses

GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs - Made for running, great for beasting and biking
It's a pleasure to welcome you aboard

Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!

SHE OOZES STYLE AND GRACE


Nope, wait, that's cheese.
She oozes cheese.

Read our Cheesy Flight Attendant
Origin Story to find out how you too
can be Livin' Velveeta Loca baby!!!

  • NO SLIP - Special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating
  • NO BOUNCE - Frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5* (*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…Goodr are pretty sure)
  • ALL POLARISED - The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
  • ALL SPEED - An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition
  • FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP - Included with purchase

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    MPN GO-310238