Goodr Runways Sunglasses : Glasses of the Gods - Demeters Farm to Table Feast
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About
- NO SLIP - lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.
- NO BOUNCE - the frame is crafted to be featherweight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running
- ALL POLARISED - Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
- ALL FASHION - Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?
- NO CATCALLS - We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
Description
Mirrored Reflective Lens
LIMITED EDITION : GLASSES OF THE GODS
""You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.
- 1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like ""mayochup,"" she will turn you into a gecko.
- 2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it, Rhea.
- 3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE, PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.
- 4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.
- 5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.
Sincerely, Demeter. Yes, I'm writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME.""
INTRODUCING DEMETHER'S FARM TO TABLE FEAST
If you don't eat her food, she's going to be offended and f*** up our whole sh*t with a long brutal winter, no crops, no vacay, no sun, AHHHHHHHHHHH
please please please
please please please
be on your best behaviour at Demeter's Farm to Table Feast
THE RUNWAYS: RUNNING + STYLE. HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING
Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!
Made for Running, Great for Biking & Beasting
No Slip: lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage
No Bounce: the frame is crafted to be featherweight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running
All Polarised: glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
All Fashion. Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies?
MPN GO-310481