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• No Slip - We Use A Special Grip Coating And Temple Grips To Construct Our Frame To Help Eliminate Slippage When Your Lava-Induced Sweat Pops While Volcano Surfing
• No Bounce - Our Frame Is Fitted And Lightweight, With A Removable Nose-Piece And Two Sizing Options To Prevent Bouncing When You Land On Your Motorcycle Seat After Diving Out Of A Helicopter.
• Anti-Fog - Extremely Effective Anti-Fog Coating Prevents The Inside Of This Extreme Wraparound Lens From Fogging Even With The Extremest Sweat.
• All Polarised - Glare-Reducing, Polarised Lenses And Uv400 Protection That Blocks Those Harmful Uva And Uvb Rays
• All Extreme - You Might Be An Extreme Athlete, You Might Be A Pretty Average Athlete Who Is Extremely Delusional. Both Extremely Extreme Extremists. Yeahhhhhaharghhhhhwooooohooooooo.

Description

Mirrored Reflective Lenses

EXTREME SCUFFLE
BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!

INTRODUCING LOOK MA, NO HANDS
AN EXTREME POEM TO AN EXTREME MOTHER.
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EXTREMELY EXTREME SUNGLASSES FOR EXTREMELY EXTREME PEOPLE. 

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MPN GO-310993