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• No Slip - We Use A Special Grip Coating And Temple Grips To Construct Our Frame To Help Eliminate Slippage When Your Lava-Induced Sweat Pops While Volcano Surfing
• No Bounce - Our Frame Is Fitted And Lightweight, With A Removable Nose-Piece And Two Sizing Options To Prevent Bouncing When You Land On Your Motorcycle Seat After Diving Out Of A Helicopter.
• Anti-Fog - Extremely Effective Anti-Fog Coating Prevents The Inside Of This Extreme Wraparound Lens From Fogging Even With The Extremest Sweat.
• All Polarised - Glare-Reducing, Polarised Lenses And Uv400 Protection That Blocks Those Harmful Uva And Uvb Rays
• All Extreme - You Might Be An Extreme Athlete, You Might Be A Pretty Average Athlete Who Is Extremely Delusional. Both Extremely Extreme Extremists. Yeahhhhhaharghhhhhwooooohooooooo.

Description

Mirrored Reflective Lenses

BLAST FROM THE PAST
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS AND EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING AND SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY!!!

INTRODUCING SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY
A MEDIOCRE COMEDIAN DID STAND-UP WHILE SKI JUMPING OFF A CLIFF!!!!
READ OUR SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY ORIGIN STORY AT GOODR.COM

WRAPS G's

EXTREMELY EXTREME SUNGLASSES FOR EXTREMELY EXTREME PEOPLE. 

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MPN GO-311013