Goodr BFGs Sunglasses : Carl's Single Squawk - Carl's Fluid And Ready For Cupid
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About
- NO SLIP - Larger frame size with more coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik
- NO BOUNCE - Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
- ALL POLARISED - Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
- REFLECTIVE LENSES - Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light
- NO DEMOGORGANS - 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.
Description
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
CARL'S SINGLE SQUAWK
INTRODUCING CARL'S FLUID AND READY FOR CUPID.
Y'all squawked that you wanted printed OG & BFG sunnies. And we listened. Because we're not just a sunglasses company. We're your lover. We give each other pleasure. You love touching our packages. Best of all, it's a polygamous relationship. Go ahead, have other partners. We don't care! In fact, we'll cheer you on! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while riding The Bone Train. ALL ABOOOOARD!!!!! CHOO-CHOO!!!
Made for beasting, great for running and biking. BFGs: Beast Fuck!ng Goodrs
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.
No Slip: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
No Bounce: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
All Polarised: Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Reflective Lenses: Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
All Fun.
MPN GO-708273