Goodr BAMF G Sunglasses : Tropical Opticals - Polly Wants a Cocktail
About
- NO SLIP - Larger frame size with more coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik
- NO BOUNCE - Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
- ALL POLARISED - Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays
- REFLECTIVE LENSES - Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light
- NO DEMOGORGANS - 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down
Description
Gradient Dark Lenses
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, ""Carl caught curled krill by the colourful coral.""
INTRODUCING POLLY WANTS A COCKTAIL.
No, your parrot isn't just mindlessly repeating everything you say. Your bird seriously wants a cocktail. It's a lot of work, sitting on a perch all day. So make a drinky-drink. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while giving your pet a hard-earned vacation from sobriety. ""RAWK!!! POLLY WANTS A HOOKER!"" Okay, that's enough pampering. Boundaries.
BAMF G's
For Tall & Wide Heads. Made for running, great for beasting and biking.
No Slip: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
No Bounce: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
All Polarised: Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Reflective Lenses: Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
All Fun.
MPN GO-982215